Monday, June 18, 2012

Just Because We're Nonpartisan Doesn't Mean We Can't Kick Butt

Hey A’s and ACLUers,

I know that many of you have been patiently awaiting the perfect opportunity to come join and/or cheer on your beloved, battle-hardened softball squad as we defend our rights on and off the diamond in 2012.  Now, you’re in luck – because tomorrow evening around 6:30pm, the First Effing Amendments of the ACLU will join in the election-year morass and take on the Republican National Committee!  I want to invite each and every member of our esteemed ACLU family to play or just join us for cheap brews and fun times tomorrow evening in what always ends up being one of the best duels of the season.  We’ve got all the equipment aspiring, barely-competitive softball players would need, so all you really need to do is show up.  Once you’re there, it’s highly likely I’ll pester you to play, but honestly don’t feel pressured to; we’d be happy to just have you grace us with your presence and show your ACLU pride.

Thanks for humoring me, ACLU!

Effing A, Mike


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