Good Morning A’s,
Oh it feels nice to be back on a winning streak! That’s right; the A’s battled their way back to respectability last night in our first home game of the year against the Economic Hitmen, bringing us to an even .500 on the young season and leaving us in prime position to capture our first winning record in months.
But all this merriment almost didn’t come to pass. The A’s started out in typical fashion (letting in a few early runs to give ourselves a nice hole to climb out of) while the sun was shining, and it looked for a minute as if we might escape the rain that had been in the forecast all day. With steady small-ball, we managed to keep the game close through the first few frames as the sun began to give way to some ominously nimbostratus-looking clouds. Popping singles left and a little less left, the A’s mustered 5 runs in the first three innings, a perfectly respectable rate, but not enough to bring us even with the Economic Hitmen who led by two when the skies really started to open up.
Things started to get a bit dicey at this point. On defense, a few epic wipeouts started to plague both squads (and cost us our clutch thirdbasewoman, Killer Kelly Trout), while batters for each team struggled to find traction for their feet and grip for their hands. The rain had taken over, and we looked to be in for a sloppy second half. Pattycakes Patterson started off the fourth with a soggy groundout, and after another quick out, any outside observer would have stuck a fork in these A’s. But this resilient gang decided a two-out rally might help. Mattycakes Marran (I’m just kidding, I won’t call you that, I promise) singled. MVP TheWertz crushed a liner to center field for another single. And like the proverbial downhill snowball, we were off; a barrage of singles, aided by a few miscues from the Hitmen on defense, ultimately led to our second straight week of imposing a mercy rule on our opponents. The heroic rally was capped off by a towering homerun from the bat of Alex Stamm, and the A’s took a commanding 15-7 lead into the fifth inning.
It would have been nice to end this soggy saga (rimshot, please) here, but we still had three innings to play. And apparently, our rally had taken the last bit of life out of the A’s bats; we were held scoreless through the next two frames while the Hitmen crunched some numbers and somehow battled back to tie things up heading into the 7th. But these A’s don’t go down without an effing fight. As Theresa would have said, this was OUR TIME. Leading off the top of the order, Red Five (Freyve?) jump started the offense with a timely single. Skip and Stamm helped keep things going with extra-base hits, and were both driven in as the hits kept coming. Jennifer Wedekind “Of people make the club get crunk” scored our fifth run of the inning, putting us up 20-15. The A’s tightened up on D for the last half, only allowing the Hitmen’s tryhard to score, and we sauntered off with our second straight victory.
So we now are back to .500 and in the midst of our first winning streak in nearly a calendar year. Like our beltway brethren, these A’s are starting to look pretty strong in the early stages of the season. We vaulted up 15 spots in the rankings, and we’re now firmly in the top half of the league. But there’s still plenty of room for improvement, which we can start on next week as we’ll take on the Notorious LBC (The Dept. of Labor) at 6:30pm on Tuesday, hopefully right back there on our home field. Please let me know if you’d like to come out. Beverages are taken care of for the game next week, but please consider sponsoring in the future. Also, if you haven’t paid your team fee yet, next week would be an excellent time to do so. Or even before then.
Great game A’s, every one of you. I hope to see you all (especially Wes) out again next week.
Effing A, Mike