Morning
A’s,
And
what a beautiful, if oppressively muggy, morning it is! If ESPN had any
sense, they would have been replaying our extraordinary victory 5 times an hour
on SportsCenter last night instead of that boring basketball game.
Despite not having our best offensive or defensive outing of the season, the
A’s pulled through in grand fashion last night
After
settling on a shaded clearing just south of the Ellipse, one with the bonus of
having a giant tree to trip up opposing center fielders (and of not having
belligerent futbollers), the A’s took to the field against the Blue State
Digital Online Tools at the prompt starting time of nearly 7 o’clock.
Things were looking bleak early; assailed by determined gnats from all
directions, a subpar defensive effort from the A’s left the Tools up 4 going
into the bottom of the first. But these A’s don’t just lie down for any
old Tools. We came back strong early, with the first five hitters all
getting on base, four with singles. Four A’s got across the plate to even
things up going into the second.
The
second inning came and went with just 6 batters total. The Tools scored
one in the top of the 3rd, which despite a few more singles, the A’s
couldn’t match in bottom frame. As the A’s defense steadily improved
throughout the game, we held the Tools scoreless in the top of the 4th,
when Sandy “the Fulton of Swat” led off, followed by the meat of the
order. Rabbi Bossman Sanderson reached first on our 896th
single of the day. 2nd MVP Bill “Slugging Percentage” Smith
hit a bomb nearly out to Constitution Ave and turned it into a 2-run homer, and
the A’s were sitting much prettier heading into the 5th with a 6-5
lead.
But
these pesky Tools just wouldn’t go away. Employing the A’s strategy of
super-small ball, they managed a run in each of the next two innings to reclaim
the lead. The A’s continued to struggle a bit with the power hits, but we
scored one in the bottom of the 6th, on singles of course, to tie
the game and send it into extra innings. Both Ds held firm in the 7th,
and the A’s couldn’t get anything done with two more singles in the bottom
half. But as Theresa would say, this was OUR TIME.
The
Tools went on the offensive in the top of the 8th, scoring
one. Then Sandy, of the Pinder variety, got things going for the A’s in
the bottom of the 8th with her second single through the gap,
bringing her average on the day to .667. Will “The Hammer” Horowitz
followed with a monster triple to left-center field and Sandy scored to tie the
game again, with one out. Stepping up to the plate and tapping his
cleats, Alex Moore was determined to win that MVP Beer. He worked the
opposing pitcher for 7 pitches before finding one he liked. With a deep
drive to left field, Alex watched his ball sail off into the sky, and then into
the outfielder’s glove. Hope seemed to have left the A’s this day, but
then came the break we were looking for. After some confused yelling from
Ole Skip here, the left fielder tried to throw home and the ball went skipping
past the catcher, giving The Hammer all the room he needed to run home and let
the MVP and the A’s walk off the field in a dramatic 8-7 victory.
We
have now jumped out to a perfect 2-0 on the season, putting us in 14th
place in the Congressional Softball League. We continue our historic
season next Tuesday against the least offensive part of the Koch dynasty, their
softball team, “Atlas Slugged.’ (I know, I know…). The game will begin
around 6:30, assuming they don’t punk out on us, and will probably be played at
or very near the field we played on last night. I’ve got a beer sponsor
and I’m pretty sure I don’t need any more volunteers to help carry stuff to the
field, so just come on down ready to play. But please let me know if
you plan on playing. We might have a pretty big turnout so I want to
gauge who I’ve got. Also, if you owe me money for registration or a
jersey, or want to pay me in advance to sponsor beer for a week, please bring
that with you.
That’s
about it for now. I can’t promise I’ll send another reminder before
Tuesday of next week, so Wes, put it on your calendar now. If you have to
come out in a suit again, I want to see you there next week.
Effing
A,