Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Badgers!

Morning A’s,

Well.

We lost.  We played better last night than we did the week before, with solid contributions from all around.  But the Honey Badgers just didn’t give a shit because they’re CRAZY.  I mean look at this thing:  Ew!  And it eats snakes!  Oh my god.

Under some portentous clouds, the A’s again got off to a slow start, giving those nastyass badgers a 4 run cushion to start the game.  We meanwhile struggled at the plate early.  We could only produce 1 run on a few scattered hits through the first 3 frames.  Also having trouble defensively, the A’s went into the bottom of the fourth down by a wide margin at 10-1.  After the Hammer was robbed by the Badgers’ token tryhard, MVP Matt Pinder hit a rocket to left center field and scored, giving the A’s a glimmer of hope heading into the later innings.  But we just couldn’t stop the Badgers from scoring.  We had a great little run there in the 5th, with a 3-run shot from Shane “Charlie Hustle” Kunselman and a 2-run jack from Bri Guy Patterson, but we were still down 5 going into the last 2 innings, a deficit we could not overcome.  Maybe if we had just cut more taxes for the rich so they could make jobs….

Anyhoo, following this defeat, we’ve now slid to .500 on the season after our strong 3-1 start.  So in order to keep pace on our epic 2011 campaign, we need to come out strong next week with a crushing victory as we take on la Flama Blanca (the White Flame).  Please note that we are playing on Thursday of next week, not our normal Tuesday schedule, because I didn’t think I’d have enough people here after the holiday.  Please let me know if you plan on playing.  The game should take place at around 6:30, at the same place we’ve been playing.  I’ll send around a reminder before the game.

It’s time to get effing serious, A’s.

Effing A,

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